Boss is always Right!
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were going in an auto. They meet with an accident and all three of them die.
Yama DharmaRaj was waiting for this moment. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All three of them served public. Similarly, took bribes, misused public post etc. He felt that there should be a formal test or a concrete way to decide this, and should not be just based on opinion.
Yama agrees to this and asks all three of them to appear for English test.
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. It is not fair that he is given a tough question and thus forced to fail.
Yama agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi is ideal).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write "CHIDIYA BOLI CHI CHI". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "GHODA DAUDA TABDAK TABDAK....." Tough one. Fails.
Laloo is not happy. Being a history student, he preferred only to be tested in History.
Yama says this is the last chance and he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947" and passed.
Advani is asked " Who ordered the Jaliaan Walla Bagh massacre?" He replied "General Dyre".
It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him "Name all the people who died in the Jallian Walla Bagh Massacre?"
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
MORAL: IF YOUR BOSS IS DETERMINED TO SCREW YOU, ANTICIPATE IT AND BE PREPARED TO ACCEPT IT. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. It is not fair that he is given a tough question and thus forced to fail.
Yama agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi is ideal).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write "CHIDIYA BOLI CHI CHI". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "GHODA DAUDA TABDAK TABDAK....." Tough one. Fails.
Laloo is not happy. Being a history student, he preferred only to be tested in History.
Yama says this is the last chance and he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947" and passed.
Advani is asked " Who ordered the Jaliaan Walla Bagh massacre?" He replied "General Dyre".
It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him "Name all the people who died in the Jallian Walla Bagh Massacre?"
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
MORAL: IF YOUR BOSS IS DETERMINED TO SCREW YOU, ANTICIPATE IT AND BE PREPARED TO ACCEPT IT. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.">
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